If you have ever wondered what a semi-coma looked like...

So last night I had a bit of a set-back. I was watching t.v. when I suddenly had a craving for Fish and Chips that was not to be ignored. Most people that know me have been instructed to never let me eat them. To give Denise her due, she put up a really good fight when I suggested it. However, I decided to lift the ban for one night.

Denise and I went to Moxies where I consumed both extremely large pieces of battered fish. Almost immediately regret set in to my stomach with a vengeance. I think it was worse than usual because I have been avoiding really fried food lately. Yeah. Cut to me, two hours later, lying on the couch in what can only be described as a "Fried Fish Semi-Coma". For all of you curious readers out there, here are the symptoms/manifestations of the condition:

1. Lethargy. A lethargy so profound that it found me watching "Casino Royale" with a ridiculous amount of commercial breaks. I really didn't fee like watching this movie, especially with it being dragged out to 3 hours, but I was too lethargic to go over to the Movie shelf. I was also too tired to make an actual phone call, so I engaged in a texting session with our dear Greg.

2. Forgetfulness. At 8:20, I looked at the clock and realized that I had forgotten to go to my AquaFit class. This is unfortunate because exercise could only have helped me at that point.

3. Giddiness. There wasn't hallucinations, but there was a pretty rousing games of non/celebrity make-out challenge that resulted in a challenge for Denise so horrific, it almost forced her to choose death.

4. Nausea. My stomach was practically bubbling with all of that grease, and lying on the couch was the only possibility.

Today, I have repented of my ways, eaten delicious and healthy leftovers for lunch, and am looking forward to bbq'd hamburgers tonight courtesy of Denise's mom.

Here's to never lifting the ban again.